What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

Live and Let Die

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

What are tips for weight loss?

Moonraker

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.